His partner walked in as he was browsing through the online catalogue. He saw underwear models wearing, umm – well, not wearing much. He looked over his shoulder and asked, “Who are these underwear models you’re looking at?”
“Well, I don’t know who they are, but I love what they’re modelling!” he replied.
“Hmm, I’d like to see you wearing that green swimsuit.”
“Well, I can order it easily right here at DealByEthan.com.”
“Hey, your plastic is way high as it is.”
“Well, you said you’d like to see me wearing it.”
“Ok, ok. So order it already. Hey, what’s that leather jacket there? Let me see that.”
“For that price, it’s a fabulous buy. Let’s both get one!” he said excitedly to his partner.
They put their heads together and filled out the easy order form. The merchandise was available in medium and large, exactly the two sizes they needed. With a click of the mouse, their two new, matching jackets were on their way to their house, along with the hot green swimsuit.
They stayed at the computer desk for another twenty minutes and decided to save DealByEthan.com on their list of favourites. “I may not need any more new clothes, but I still like browsing through and looking at these hot male underwear models,” he said.
“Should I be jealous?” his partner asked, laughing.
“I think not. They all live in Europe or New York, for one thing. For another, you’re gonna look just as good as they do in your new, soft, buttery, leather jacket. Hey, did it say how soon the package will be delivered?”
“I don’t know. But if my UPS delivery guy looks half as hot as these models do, I may flirt with him – just a little.”
“Maybe I’d better answer the door when it’s delivered then,” his partner joked.
They both knew they were completely devoted to each other though. They both knew that they’d look as hot to each other as any of the men’s underwear models in those catalogues do as soon as they put on those elegant, soft leather jackets. They checked the delivery date and looked forward with great anticipation to the day when their package would arrive.
